weird-happenings:

shelikestheboysintheband:

maccasass:

Drake’s one of us

and josh is our parents

This is true.

(via thefallofthedamned)

donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

(Source: donttouchmynewtonballs.tumblr.cm, via niallthatvampiremoney)

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

(via niallthatvampiremoney)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via niallthatvampiremoney)

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

(via niallthatvampiremoney)

neopetspremium:

blackii17:

neopetspremium:

I !!!!!!!!!

WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO!!!!!!!!!!!!1

BE!!!!!!!!!!!

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

PUT THE FUCKING TABLE BACK!!

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

(via monstersthative-been)

3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

what if its a baby

dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions

(Source: jellyworld, via niallthatvampiremoney)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via lonely-late-night-lullaby)

jalex5eva:

jalex5eva:

why did the pop punk kid cross the road

to get out of this town

(via ihavenofriendsinholyspaces)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via ihavenofriendsinholyspaces)